Tired of your boring, dead-end job? Then NASA wants YOU!

The space agency is looking for someone to be the new “Planetary Protection Officer.” I’m not making this up.

The person in charge is responsible for making no biological or otherwise dangerous material returns to Earth with a spaceship.

Possible candidates must also have experience in planetary protection, although I have no idea how you’re supposed to prove that. I have the high score on Space Invaders?

The gig comes with a six figure paycheck, and you get to tell people you literally protect our planet. Why wouldn’t you apply?